why was the pencil in the toilet

because it was a number 2.  

hurrhurdeehur.  

what's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

everyone can roast beef.

TEEHEE

fine. they're not as good as last week's jokes.  

but whatever.  i like em.

hello children.

okay, i don't have time to write a bunch so here are the headlines.

1. friday night

the mighty and majestic wynnford kong will be teaching/leading our night of fellowship. how cool is that.  can you just imagine the sheer epicness.  

2. sunday schoo'

the wonderful and friendly church alligator will be leading this celebratory time in which we honor and salute the fellow high schoolers that were born in the month of march and/or april.  we'll also do activities and stuff.  btw, there will NOT be a high school lunchout that afternoon because some people don't know how to reply to emails.

3. BREAKING NEWS

RELIENT K JUST RELEASED THEIR NEW SINGLE FROM THEIR NEW ALBUM THIS SUNDAY AHHHHHHH THANK THE LAWD SWEET JESUS HALLELUJAHH

not that you guys care. :(

okay, have a good thursday.  bless thy soul.

con mucho amor,

hscore

"Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important." — C. S. Lewis

Re: how do you count cattle?

sorry! forgot to include the permission slip for 30 hr famine :P

On Wed, Apr 17, 2013 at 9:09 PM, High School EFCEV <efceastvalleyhs@gmail.com> wrote:

with COW-culators! HAHAHA. dont lie. i know you laughed. another one? another one you say?? which days are the strongest?? 

-Saturday and Sunday because the rest are WEAK-days! GET IT. weekdays.. WEAKdays.. HEH. anyways..

HELLO MY LOVELY HIGH SCHOOLERS! TIME FOR YOUR WEEKLY ANNOUCEMENTS! *drumroll please...*

Friday, April 19- Saturday, April 20

30 HOUR FAMINE! Thats right! again, if you'd like to participate, please tell Mel ASAP whether or not you will be joining us in the event! THANK YOU!

1. If you'd like to fast with us, start the fast by yourself after lunch-1pm this Friday. We'll be fasting together for 30 hours until 7pm on Saturday.

2. There will be FNF on Friday whether you are participating in 30 hour famine or not

3. The theme this year is going to be.... THE HUNGER GAMES!!! WHEEEE. everyone. be excited.

 Come join us Friday night at 7pm for dinner (PSYCHE. YA'LL CANT EAT.) and for worship and a short message at 7:45pm by our very own JIMMY LIU followed by discussion questions with our fellowship group! 

After FNF, those of you staying for 30 hour famine will get to fellowship even longer + have a sleepover at church! attached below will be the permission slip for this event. 

Sunday, April 21

Brian will be continuing where Joe left off last Sunday in our series of hermeneutics! SO COME AND BE READY TO LEARN :D

ALSOO, contrary to popular belief, there will NOT be a lunchout on April 28th, however, we will plan to have one soon! So make sure to be listening to upcoming notices on that! 

aww, you guys were such great readers, you deserve another joke. :DD

WHY DID the banana walk out of the movie theatre?

-because the movie didnt apPEEL to it. HAHAHA appeal... appeel.. :D

OKAY OKAY ANOTHER ONE. Why did the farmer bury his money?

-to make his soil rich!! 
arent these just great? laffy taffy jokes FTW. 

okay, i'm done. HAVE A GREAT REST OF THE WEEK! hang in there! school is ALMOST OVER! bad thing because AP tests are soon.. 3 WEEKS YIKES. but hey. keep pressing onward and just keep swimming!!!! :D wait.. 

k. see you guys friday!

with much love, 

hs core <3

how do you count cattle?

with COW-culators! HAHAHA. dont lie. i know you laughed. another one? another one you say?? which days are the strongest?? 

-Saturday and Sunday because the rest are WEAK-days! GET IT. weekdays.. WEAKdays.. HEH. anyways..

HELLO MY LOVELY HIGH SCHOOLERS! TIME FOR YOUR WEEKLY ANNOUCEMENTS! *drumroll please...*

Friday, April 19- Saturday, April 20

30 HOUR FAMINE! Thats right! again, if you'd like to participate, please tell Mel ASAP whether or not you will be joining us in the event! THANK YOU!

1. If you'd like to fast with us, start the fast by yourself after lunch-1pm this Friday. We'll be fasting together for 30 hours until 7pm on Saturday.

2. There will be FNF on Friday whether you are participating in 30 hour famine or not

3. The theme this year is going to be.... THE HUNGER GAMES!!! WHEEEE. everyone. be excited.

 Come join us Friday night at 7pm for dinner (PSYCHE. YA'LL CANT EAT.) and for worship and a short message at 7:45pm by our very own JIMMY LIU followed by discussion questions with our fellowship group! 

After FNF, those of you staying for 30 hour famine will get to fellowship even longer + have a sleepover at church! attached below will be the permission slip for this event. 

Sunday, April 21

Brian will be continuing where Joe left off last Sunday in our series of hermeneutics! SO COME AND BE READY TO LEARN :D

ALSOO, contrary to popular belief, there will NOT be a lunchout on April 28th, however, we will plan to have one soon! So make sure to be listening to upcoming notices on that! 

aww, you guys were such great readers, you deserve another joke. :DD

WHY DID the banana walk out of the movie theatre?

-because the movie didnt apPEEL to it. HAHAHA appeal... appeel.. :D

OKAY OKAY ANOTHER ONE. Why did the farmer bury his money?

-to make his soil rich!! 
arent these just great? laffy taffy jokes FTW. 

okay, i'm done. HAVE A GREAT REST OF THE WEEK! hang in there! school is ALMOST OVER! bad thing because AP tests are soon.. 3 WEEKS YIKES. but hey. keep pressing onward and just keep swimming!!!! :D wait.. 

k. see you guys friday!

with much love, 

hs core <3

Re: spring break!

just a heads up, we will need to get a head count of who's attending the lasertagging event by THIS SUNDAY so we can arrange the rides.  

thanks!

On Wed, Apr 3, 2013 at 9:29 PM, High School EFCEV <efceastvalleyhs@gmail.com> wrote:

hello, beautiful people!

i hope you guys are all having wonderful, and lazy spring breaks like i am.  take it easy, don't study that hard. it's a break!  have fun and go play with bunnies or something.

here are this week's announcements!

1. friday night fellowship

this friday, our youth minister joe will be leading another one of his signature trademark mspn's!  btw, if you have any ideas/suggestions of how we can improve our mspn nights, please reply to this email or contact us!  we'd appreciate the feedback :)

2. sunday school

we shall continue our series of hermeneutics with tif su!  yay tif, why are you so cool

3. LASERTAG

yes, that's rice, we are going lasertaggin in two fridays [april 12th] :D  come for some laser explosion happiness fun.  we will be spending the night with the ya's so be nice to them.  permission slips are required and will be emailed out soon.

4. 30 hour famine

please let connie and/or mel know if you want to participate in this year's 30 hr famine!!  if you want to rsvp, they are your go-to people.  the famine will take place april 19th-20th [noonish-6ish] and yes, that's a friday-saturday.

okay, have a splendid spring break everybody!  dont party too hard.

hugs and kisses,

-hs core

"Perhaps the transformation of the disciples of Jesus is the greatest evidence of all for the resurrection." — John R. W. Stott

spring break!

hello, beautiful people!

i hope you guys are all having wonderful, and lazy spring breaks like i am.  take it easy, don't study that hard. it's a break!  have fun and go play with bunnies or something.

here are this week's announcements!

1. friday night fellowship

this friday, our youth minister joe will be leading another one of his signature trademark mspn's!  btw, if you have any ideas/suggestions of how we can improve our mspn nights, please reply to this email or contact us!  we'd appreciate the feedback :)

2. sunday school

we shall continue our series of hermeneutics with tif su!  yay tif, why are you so cool

3. LASERTAG

yes, that's rice, we are going lasertaggin in two fridays [april 12th] :D  come for some laser explosion happiness fun.  we will be spending the night with the ya's so be nice to them.  permission slips are required and will be emailed out soon.

4. 30 hour famine

please let connie and/or mel know if you want to participate in this year's 30 hr famine!!  if you want to rsvp, they are your go-to people.  the famine will take place april 19th-20th [noonish-6ish] and yes, that's a friday-saturday.

okay, have a splendid spring break everybody!  dont party too hard.

hugs and kisses,

-hs core

"Perhaps the transformation of the disciples of Jesus is the greatest evidence of all for the resurrection." — John R. W. Stott

Fwd: Fwd: party poopin in the usa

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Tiffany Su <tiger0b0t@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Apr 2, 2013 at 8:31 PM
Subject: Re: Fwd: party poopin in the usa
To: High School EFCEV <efceastvalleyhs@gmail.com>

Hi hs!

The survey below is for one of Christy's students. If you could fill out the survey, it'd help them out a lot and make Christy look good...definitely get on that...

On Apr 2, 2013 8:18 PM, "High School EFCEV" <efceastvalleyhs@gmail.com> wrote:

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Tiffany Su <tiger0b0t@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Apr 2, 2013 at 2:36 PM
Subject: Re: party poopin in the usa
To: High School EFCEV <efceastvalleyhs@gmail.com>

hey hs core,

tif su here. i have a message from christy. may i have you guys fwd this msg? thanks. see below:

Respondents who qualify for this study are students who (a) are seniors in high school, and (b) have

considered any field in business as a major, even if they subsequently decided to pursue another field.

 

https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/Y2BSLVX

 

-- Make sure they enter 268 when asked near the end of the survey. This code is to track if the assignment has been completed, so that they can earn extra credit points.

 

The survey itself takes about 12 minutes to complete and is very straightforward.

If you have any questions regarding this study please contact me or the researcher - Dr. Kohli. He can be

reached at ckohli@fullerton.edu

The deadline for completion is end of the day on Sunday, April 7th.

On Wed, Mar 27, 2013 at 10:49 PM, High School EFCEV <efceastvalleyhs@gmail.com> wrote:

none of that.

hi cool people,

hope your guys' weeks have been holy and whatnot.

i'm tired so i'm not gonna type a lot.. 

here are the announcements and stuff.

eeee: good friday

this is no ordinary fnf.  it is goodfnf.  so good that we will worship God at 8pm and listen to a sermon with our taiwanese brothers and sisters.  please come and let us remember and honor the death of Jesus as a congregation.

uurrr: resurrection sunday

this is no ordinary sunday.  it is resurrectionysunday.  we will be serving a light breakfast and the newlywed minister joe will be leading a time of sharing and reflection.  [yes, this will take the place of ce]

san: 30 hour famine

this is no ordinary famine.  it's a 30 hour one.  and it's coming up in several weeks!  

the famine will start on the afternoon of the 19th of april so mark them calendars.

please pray for seniors to have holy and christ-like attitudes as they ponder over some of the most frustrating, yet pivotal decisions of their early academic career [colleges!!]

it's almost break, hang in there, guys :)

-hscore

"We never move on from the cross of Christ, only into a more profound understanding of the cross." — David Prior

--
Tif

Fwd: party poopin in the usa

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: Tiffany Su <tiger0b0t@gmail.com>
Date: Tue, Apr 2, 2013 at 2:36 PM
Subject: Re: party poopin in the usa
To: High School EFCEV <efceastvalleyhs@gmail.com>

hey hs core,

tif su here. i have a message from christy. may i have you guys fwd this msg? thanks. see below:

Respondents who qualify for this study are students who (a) are seniors in high school, and (b) have

considered any field in business as a major, even if they subsequently decided to pursue another field.

 

https://www.surveymonkey.com/s/Y2BSLVX

 

-- Make sure they enter 268 when asked near the end of the survey. This code is to track if the assignment has been completed, so that they can earn extra credit points.

 

The survey itself takes about 12 minutes to complete and is very straightforward.

If you have any questions regarding this study please contact me or the researcher - Dr. Kohli. He can be

reached at ckohli@fullerton.edu

The deadline for completion is end of the day on Sunday, April 7th.

On Wed, Mar 27, 2013 at 10:49 PM, High School EFCEV <efceastvalleyhs@gmail.com> wrote:

none of that.

hi cool people,

hope your guys' weeks have been holy and whatnot.

i'm tired so i'm not gonna type a lot.. 

here are the announcements and stuff.

eeee: good friday

this is no ordinary fnf.  it is goodfnf.  so good that we will worship God at 8pm and listen to a sermon with our taiwanese brothers and sisters.  please come and let us remember and honor the death of Jesus as a congregation.

uurrr: resurrection sunday

this is no ordinary sunday.  it is resurrectionysunday.  we will be serving a light breakfast and the newlywed minister joe will be leading a time of sharing and reflection.  [yes, this will take the place of ce]

san: 30 hour famine

this is no ordinary famine.  it's a 30 hour one.  and it's coming up in several weeks!  

the famine will start on the afternoon of the 19th of april so mark them calendars.

please pray for seniors to have holy and christ-like attitudes as they ponder over some of the most frustrating, yet pivotal decisions of their early academic career [colleges!!]

it's almost break, hang in there, guys :)

-hscore

"We never move on from the cross of Christ, only into a more profound understanding of the cross." — David Prior

--
Tif